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Sask Books: Sumac’s Red Arms


Sumac's Red Arms“Sumac’s Red Arms”

by Karen Shklanka

Published by Coteau Books

Review by Shelley A. Leedahl

$16.95 ISBN 978-1-55050-402-6

The Vancouver poet, family physician, world traveler, and flamenco dancer, Karen Shklanka, draws from her own rich experience and has much to tell in her first book of poetry, “Sumac’s Red Arms”. She sets many of her often surprising poems against the various locales she’s called home: Moose Factory, Ontario; Sydney, Australia; Los Angeles; Houston; Salt Spring Island; and Regina.

The first poems reveal scenarios from the poet’s medical work in a northern Ontario community. These are no-nonsense anecdotes, and Shklanka adopts a journalistic style to convey them, thus ensuring that sentimentality does not cloud the telling.

In the book’s radically different second section, “The Scent of Cloves,” readers are treated to disparate sensory delights-including many culinary ones-from settings including Mexico and Spain.

The third section, “Vocabulary: A Tango,” is almost self-explanatory. Here Shklanka shifts poetic gears, offering minimalist, lyrical poems that dance across the page.

In the final section, “The Under wings of Clouds,” romantic relationships take centre stage, and the book closes with a poem that leaves us considering endings, and beginnings.

To read Shklanka’s “Sumac’s Red Arms” is to walk-and dance!-in some of the interesting shoes (like the pair gracing the book’s cover) that this multi-faceted poet has worn.

THIS BOOK IS AVAILABLE AT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE OR FROM THE SASKATCHEWAN PUBLISHERS GROUP WWW.SKBOOKS.COM.


Announcing 31 Days of Wicked Ghost Stories


31 Days Of Ghosts

Halloween is fast approaching and in honor of the spooktacular month, both Tim and I will be posting up scary stories, haunted places and eve our own views on frightening classics. I for one and really excited about doing this and look forward to scaring myself silly reading up on some of the scariest places in world.

Tim and I will be alternating days with our stories. Tomorrow I kick of the 31 days with Winchester Mystery House. So stay tuned for some amazing and off the wall stories, legends and mysteries.

In other news, I would like to personally congratulate Jennifer Hudock and James Melzer on their recent engagement. I woke up to find my twitter/facebook all a flutter with the news. I’m really excited for these two. Jennifer is a podcast novelist for The Goblin Market, a truly unique and inspiring story that leaves you wanting more at the end of each podcast. James is a podcast novelist as well who has made a number of appearances in my blogs as I am a total fangirl of his novel The Zombie Chronicles: Escape; which is due to hit the shelves of bookstores sometime early next year. I wish both of you the best and look forward to the awesome zombie wedding next Halloween!

I’d also like to take a minute to tell you about a contest that Jennifer is having. This is a really simple contest to enter. Email Jen six words and if chosen, she’ll take them and turn them in a poem that you inspired. She’s really looking for a challenge so pick some good ones.

Once again James, Jen, congrats on the engagement. I’ll see you both in October 2010!

Keep it real and rockin’

<3

Tim’s hijack

To start, I have to offer a congratulations to James and Jenny. I was in between page layouts on the paper, and took a brain break to check twitter. Low and behold I see James’ tweet. I was pleasantly surprised. And then I had to get back to work. Once again, congrats you two!

As for what Zodi mentioned, yes! 31 Days of Ghosts, to steal a title from a horror movie. Ghost stories a plenty are lined up. From the Phantom Light of St. Louis, Saskatchewan to the old Fort San Sanitorium in the Qua’ppelle Valley. Also, reviews of horror movies and slasher flicks, and some information about a few horror novelists. There will be some familiar names, I’ll say that much.

So join us for the ride. 31 Days of Ghosts!

Until next time…

…keep ‘em flyin’!


A Taste of Fall


Well the weather this week has be crazy. Last week it did nothing but rain. I was so sick of the rain after twenty-four hours that it starting to affect my mood. Everyone noticed that it was weather. You see I suffer from SADS (Seasonal Affective Disorder,) simply put, I get depressed when it grey and cloudy for an extended period of time. Normally this doesn’t occur until winter rolls through. At times it’s a crippling disorder. Causing myself and millions of others to not want to get out of bed or do the norm for us.

winter-twoSo yesterday (Monday) I was excited to go to work because it was sunny outside. It was also cold and the wind had a bite to it. The previous week, the air was still warm enough for me to turn my AC on just to cool off my place enough to breathe without breathing water. Yes it was that humid.

Now I love fall, between all of the seasons spring and fall are my favorite. Fall more than spring because there is more color. The rich browns, golds, and red, the warm earthy colors that tell you snow is coming. I enjoy the crisp mornings and standing outside to smell the seasons. That’s right I said smell the seasons. Try it some time.

Winter has a cold, crisp smell. Everything smells fresh and new. It also looks pretty when the snow is piled up and still coming down. Yes I know the dangers of the roads I grew up in Philadelphia, and have seen what a blizzard can do to a city that large. But it doesn’t fail to impress me.

spring-seasonSpring has that fresh, wet dirt smell. New flowers filling the air with their fragrance. Life of all sorts waking up or in some cases being born. I remember the first spring I had when I was out of high school. I saw the world in a whole new light. Everything looked brighter and green. It was amazing to watch the yearly flowers coming into bloom seeing them start out as little bulbs and becoming a hyacinth, daffodil, tulip and even lilies. I was lucky enough to live where I could see new life beginning. It was truly a cool thing.

Summer smells like heat, that musky dry smell with a spice kicker. Summer is a great season too but not a favorite only because it’s too stinkin’ hot at times. Humidity kills me, but it’s a sign of great things coming. Like cookouts, outdoor activities, swimming and for kids it’s a mark that school is over for several months. The other good thing about the summer is everyone in my immediate family has a birthday in the summer. Dad is July 8, Brother is July 16, mine is July 23. I’m older by five years and fifty-one weeks. Finally there’s Mom, she celebrates her birthday the 26 of August.

cookoutNow on to fall. Fall has that earthy smell without spice. It’s more of a mellow decay smell. My favorite smell is that sun baked leaf smell. Just after it rains and the sun dries the leaves. The leaves falling, while messy, looks amazing . Sure it’s a closing of warmer months, but it a kind reminder that family celebrations are coming. Halloween, Thanksgiving. My only thoughts when the month of November hits is ohemgee where’s my turkey! I love Thanksgiving, not so much the family part but the food part, oh yeah all over that.

So as I was saying, last week my AC was on, this week I open my windows and put the fan in. It’s cool enough that it requires a warm coat to step outside in. I’m sad to see the vacationing season close, but excited that my fall is just as busy as my summer. It will bring about a new set of things for Rhys and I to do. Like collecting leaves. This year, we’ll be able to save those leaves that finds and press them.

autumnIt’s also a time to head to the apple orchard for some fresh cider, apple butter and of course apples. Then there’s hay rides and my favorite holiday. Halloween. It’s become cooler since I’ve had Rhys because I still technically get to go trick or treating. It brings up a lot of good memories and helps to make many more.

Keep it real and rockin’

<3


Lyssa’s Tale Chapter Three Part One


Chapter Three: Stonebridge

The traveling had left us weary and exhausted. It had taken just over a month to get to Stonebridge. There were times that it seemed Toeryn never slept. If I ended up sleeping in my saddle, he would lead my horse at a slow pace so not to disturb me. I grew to dislike riding each day. None more so than the first week when my muscles protested.

As we approached the city of Stonebridge, I grew more excited. Toeryn relaxed more, knowing that we would soon have a bed to rest in, a hot meal and bath. Even though it was dark it gave us hope. Torches lit the tall stone guard towers, from the distance we sat at, I could see the armor of the guards who paced along the wall.

“I’m going to do good by us this time, Ana,” he said. “Going to find a proper job.”

“What about until you do find something?” I asked, cynically. “Are we going to pickpockets or beg on the streets?”

“Actually that may not be a bad idea,” Toeryn said, losing himself in his planning. For that moment I regretted opening my mouth in the first place.

We approached the gates, only to find them lock. Toeryn told me to remain where I was with the horse while he went to see about getting in the city. When he returned me to a few moments later, he explained that they locked the gates at sundown, and don’t open again until sun up. So we had breakfast on the side of the road, watching the sun rise above the horizon.

A few hours later, the gates opened. Toeryn and I led our horses down the cobblestone street. A simple looking man went around extinguishing the kerosene lamps that line the roads. He glanced at us for a just a moment, offering a nod in our direction. Toeryn returned the nods and I smiled at him, bidding him a good morning. In the center of the huge city, was the tallest tower I had ever seen. Just next to the tower, was a huge stone bridge with sweeping arches that crossed the Messewan river. Out of the several spires that were noticeable from where I stood, the one on the tower stood the highest. It was far from a plain spire, the detail was perfected right down to the tiniest little creature in the sculptured base. The other buildings, houses and shops, had beautiful stonework and stucco, with overlapping gables and deep brown timber that stood out against the gray of the stones. The shutters began to open as people woke, and shops opened for daily business. They revealed clear glass windows, with wooden lattice framework.

Knights in white and gold patrolled the streets. Toeryn studied their movements carefully as we moved along the stone road. Men in tall hats, and spectacles sitting on their noses, walked pass us fitted pants with bright blue waistcoats, shined shoes and double breasted morning coats. One of the men carried a fashionable can with him. They each said good morning to us as we passed. The streets were quiet as traveled, the hooves of the horses clapping behind us against the stones. No one paid much attention to us.

Eventually, we found an inn on the other side of the River Messewan. The Rusty Pigeon. It wasn’t the most appealing place, but it was adequate until we could find something better. The inn keeper looked like someone who hadn’t seen sleep in weeks. His face was pock-marked, and scarred. A large red puffy scar ran over his left eye, which a milky white color. His other eye, was a sharp green that gave you the feeling it seen more than what most thought. He passed us the key to our room with a suspicious gaze and warned us that any funny business would get us tossed out to the streets. Toeryn and I didn’t pay attention to how the room looked, we were both too tired to care. The moment our heads hit the pillow we were asleep.

Some time later I awoke and found myself alone in the room. On the small table Toeryn had left me several copper coins and note.

Ana,

I will return later. Going to seek out work. Get yourself some food and wait for me to come back. Don’t wonder on your own just yet.

-T

I scooped up the coins and went down to the common room. Patrons had arrived throughout the day, the room was loud and reeked of fish. I carefully moved to the bar, feeling the eyes of some of the patrons on me.

“What can I ye?” The inn keeper asked me. His accent thick and deep, almost like he was growling at me.

“Bread and stew please,” I replied, setting down a few coins on the counter. “And a glass of water.”

Sweeping the coins into his pocket, he got my food and returned it quickly. I ate in silence for the first few moments, watching the inn keeper clean glasses, wipe the counter and get more drinks for the patrons.

“What’s your name?” The inn keeper asked me in his gruff voice.

“Lyssa,” I replied slurping some of the stew into my mouth. It was watered down, luke warm and mostly consisted of broth, but it tasted good nonetheless. “Yours?”

“Daven,” he told me with a sickly smile. Several of his teeth had been knocked out, the rest were stained yellow. Daven looked intimidating, but was nice enough and told me funny stories about patrons who frequented the tavern, or who rented a room for him.

Several hours had passed when Toeryn had returned. He sat next to me at the counter and smiled winningly. My gut warned me he had something up his sleeve.

“C’mon, lets go upstairs and talk,” he told me. I stood and waved farewell to Daven, before climbing the steps to our room.

Once we were inside, Toeryn closed the door behind him. The grin never left his face. I sat on my bed. The rough fabric of the wool blanket grazed my skin, causing it to itch. It was then I realized how poor looking the room was, the hard wooden floor with its threadbare rug, Two poorly made beds that gave off a slightly stale smell. Even the table and chairs, looked like they had seen better days. There were no decorations in the room to make it feel homey at all.

“I’ve got a plan,” Toeryn said excitedly, pacing the floor. “And I have you to thank for it baby sister.”

“Why does this make me feel uncomfortable?” I asked rhetorically. Toeryn paused to look at me for a moment before he began pacing the room again.

“Finding honest work is going to be tough. It could be weeks before I actually found something worthwhile.” he began. I leaned back on my elbows on my bed watching him. “I figure while we are waiting for that ship to arrive, we could obtain money in other ways.”

“How?” I asked. I wasn’t sure I wanted to know the answer to that.

“Cutting purse strings,” he said bluntly.

“Are you mad? Have you lost your damned mind?” I interrogated, not attempting to hide the disgust in my eyes. “Or did you just forget what we dealt with in Tel’thurian?”

“Ana, we can do this,” Toeryn continued, as if he didn’t even hear my words. “It will be simple and we won’t get caught. No one will know, except you and me.”

“Toeryn you are going to get us both locked up,” I stated. “or worse.”

It took several hours, and a lot of convincing on Toeryn part to get me to agree to this plan of his. We were to go into town every day, stake out a few people, and distract them long enough for one of us to steal their coin pouch. For the most part, Toeryn would be the one to grab, I was to distract them. We were to start the next morning, after the markets had been set up. Toeryn has spent the afternoon watching the patrolmen and where they spent most of their time and also finding out where the most people were so we would be less likely to be caught. It was easy to lose someone in a crowd. That night we talked ourselves to sleep by devising plans for the distractions. I didn’t feel much more confident than I had when he first laid this plan on me.


Black Mask & Pale Rider: Part Twenty-Five


Shani begins to explore Shreveport as Pania settles in.  The elven gunslinger is forced with a choice as she attends an auction.

Black Mask & Pale Rider: Part Twenty-five


Deadline Approaching For Application to Mentorship Program for Writers


Writers wishing to apply to the 2010 Mentorship Program must have their applications in to the SWG office by 4:30 p.m. Wednesday, September 30, 2009. For more information about submission content, length, and format, see http://www.skwriter.com or contact Amy Nelson-Mile at 306-791-7743 (programs@skwriter.com).

Backgrounder

About the Program: The Saskatchewan Writers Guild mentorship program allows developing writers (the apprentices) to work in a supportive environment under the guidance of professional writers (the mentors). The mentor provides the apprentice with one-on-one instruction (not editorial services) in the craft of creative writing. The program is open to writers in all genres and will be tailored to the apprentice’s individual needs.

The program will run from January—April 2010.

At the end of the program, the apprentices will give a public reading of their work.

About the Saskatchewan Writers Guild: The Saskatchewan Writers Guild, founded in 1969, is a province-wide non-profit organization serving almost 600 member writers. The SWG works to create an environment in which writing and writers flourish, by fostering excellence in writing, by raising the public profile of writers and their work, and by making writers and their work accessible to all levels of education.

For more information: Amy Nelson-Mile: (306) 791-7743; programs@skwriter.com; www.skwriter.com


NADbank Data Shows Continuing Newspaper and Online Readership Growth for Globe and Mail


To those who think that the newspaper industry is about to die, I’ve been reading a few articles (both online and in newspapers), there is some … well, news.  If anything, newspapers are not about to roll over and die.  If anything, newspapers have increased readership.  This article from Canada News Wire has more.  Granted, the study was solely for the Globe and Mail, but I think it may be safe to say that many newspaper outlets might indeed see this trend continue.  After all, newspapers cover the one thing that online news services such as CNN and CBC Newsworld don’t generally cover.  Local news coverage.

Overall growth plus increases in key demographics

TORONTO, Sept. 23 /CNW/ – NADbank today released its interim Fall 08/Spring 09 readership data which shows The Globe and Mail growing significantly both in-print and online. This report covers the six largest Canadian markets (Vancouver, Edmonton, Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal.)

Weekday newspaper readership is up 8 per cent year-over-year including 36 per cent growth in Vancouver alone. Saturday readership is holding steady. Online readership continues to soar with a readership increase of 21 per cent across the six markets.

“Our investments in our products and our integrated print and online strategy are paying dividends for us and our advertisers as readership grows,’ said Phillip Crawley, Publisher and CEO, The Globe and Mail. “Projects like our current Behind the Veil series and last year’s Talking to the Taliban – which just this week won an Emmy – demonstrate how we can take full advantage of our print and online capabilities to deliver ground-breaking, quality content that attracts and engages readers.”

The details of the NADbank report underscore The Globe’s reach with key demographics. Online readership among women is up 37 per cent; a reflection of new product and content developments including Globe Life. Online readership among university graduates and higher is up 22 per cent, among managers/professionals up 7 per cent, among those with household incomes of $100,000+ up 21 per cent, and among those with personal incomes of $100,000+ up 16 per cent.

For the newspaper, weekday readership among women is up 10 per cent, among university graduates and higher up 8 per cent, among senior managers up 11 per cent, among those with household incomes of $100,000+ up 7 per cent, and among those with personal incomes of $100,000+ up 11 per cent.

The Globe and Mail, Canada’s national newspaper, is a division of CTVglobemedia, a dynamic multi-media company, which also owns CTV Inc., Canada’s number-one private broadcaster.


Sask Books: A Rose Grows: Fighting Cancer, Finding Me


A Rose Grows: Fighting Cancer, Finding Me“A Rose Grows: Fighting Cancer, Finding Me”

By Olga Stefaniuk
Published by Your Nickel’s Worth Publishing
Review by Andréa Ledding
$16.95 ISBN 978-1-894431-33-0

This memoir starts off by bringing the reader to small town prairie life in the 1940′s and 1950′s. Growing up in the village of Hubbard, the author lives and works at the general store with her parents and siblings. The reader has an enjoyable look into her childhood and family life in a then-bustling railroad village. When Stefaniuk finds a lump in her breast at the age of 42, the reader shares her journey of survival, loss, perseverance, and determination to reach out to others in the midst of her own struggle to not only survive – but thrive.

Along the way, Stefaniuk starts local cancer support groups, brings cancer retreats to the province, and makes friends wherever she goes. She carries the reader on an intimate journey into what living with cancer for 23 years is like – and the attitude which has doubtless helped her come this far. Always positive but gentle and honest, she doesn’t gloss over difficulties.

The book is broken into short sections – usually two to five pages – making it easy to read. Stefaniuk’s journey inspires while giving both other cancer patients and their loved ones a clear picture of the experience. She shares not only procedures, but her own emotions and thoughts. At one point she writes, “Although many cancer patients do not want to talk about their experiences, I do. I feel I have to.” This sense of obligation and care is the driving force behind her book, and her personality is on each page – the reader leaves feeling he or she has made a new and intimate friend.

This book is available at your local bookstore, or visit www.skbooks.com


Black Mask & Pale Rider: Part Twenty-Four


Shani hangs up the silver star as she and Pania continue their trek to Shreveport.

Black Mask & Pale Rider: Part Twenty-Four


Recipients of 2009 Short Manuscript Awards Announced


The Saskatchewan Writers Guild (SWG) is pleased to announce the recipients of its 2009 Short Manuscript Awards. The winners are from all across the province.

The winners in the Fiction Category are as follows:

  • First Place: Michele Yeager (Moose Jaw)
  • Second Place: James Trettwer (Regina)
  • Third Place: Peggy Worrell (Swift Current)
  • Honourable Mention: Cassidy McFadzean (Regina)

The judge was Armin Wiebe.

The winners in the Children’s/Young Adult Category are as follows:

  • First Place: Edda Ryan (Saskatoon)
  • Second Place: Dianne Miller (Swift Current)
  • Third Place: Carrie Anne Schemenauer (Saskatoon)
  • Honourable Mention: Andrea Ledding (Saskatoon)

The judge was Martha Attema.

The winners in the Literary Non-Fiction Category are as follows:

  • First Place: Deanna Robertson (Lanigan)
  • Second Place: Shelley Leedahl (Middle Lake)
  • Third Place: Keith Foster (Regina)
  • Honourable Mention: Lois Meaden (Beechy)

The judge was Joanne Arnott.

The winners in the Poetry Category are as follows:

  • First Place: Medrie Purdham (Regina)
  • Second Place: Andrea Ledding (Saskatoon)
  • Third Place: Shelley Banks (Regina)
  • Honourable Mention: Barbara Kahan (Regina)

The judge was Joan Crate.

The first place winners of the awards will read from their work Short Manuscript Awards Luncheon, which will be held at 12:00 p.m. on Saturday 17 October 2009 during the SWG’s Fall Conference and AGM in Regina. This luncheon is open to the public; pre-registration is required by 4:30 p.m. on Wednesday 14 October. For more information or to register call 791-7740. The Short Manuscript Awards recognise developing Saskatchewan writers 19 years and older who have not had a book published or accepted for publication in the genre in which they are submitting. Winners receive a cash prize and retain the copyright to their work.

The Saskatchewan Writers Guild, founded in 1969, is a province-wide non-profit organization serving almost 600 member writers. The SWG works to create an environment in which writing and writers flourish, by fostering excellence in writing, by raising the public profile of writers and their work, and by making writers and their work accessible to all levels of education.


Lyssa’s Tale Chapter Two Part Three


I woke the next morning to find Toeryn passed out in the bed next to mine. I hadn’t heard him come in. The room at all. Sliding from the bed, I shivered slightly as my feet touched the cold wooden floor. I made my bed and dressed quickly in the still too big clothes. Toeryn had left his clothes on the floor, I picked them up and folded them neatly. My eyes spotted a red stain on his shirt, shaking it out to examine it better. The rusty brown color told me immediately what it was.

“Toeryn?” I said shaking him awake. He didn’t respond immediately, so I shook him more violently, my voice filling with panic. “Toeryn!”

It took several attempts to wake him, but he finally did.

“What Ana?” He mumbled. “What’s wrong?”

“There’s blood on your shirt,” I cried “Are you hurt? What happened last night?”

“Nothing happened,” He lied, rolling over. “I’m not hurt, I had a job moving some meat is all.”

I eyed him suspiciously, I could tell he was lying to me. “Oh, okay.” I said unconvincingly.

We lived in the inn for several months, Toeryn always paying for the room weeks in advance. I badgered him about getting a place of our own, but all for nothing. Toeryn left every night and didn’t return until I was well off in my reverie. Every time I approached him about what he did he would tell me it was menial jobs that required hard labor and not something for a girl to do.

“It’s not fair Toeryn!” I shouted at him one evening. “I want to help too! I’m sick of being stuck in the inn all day long.”

“Then go out.” he told me flatly.

And I would just that. The next morning I dressed quickly, tucking my hair underneath a newsboy cap. Toeryn eyed me curiously for a moment.

“I’m going to need some money,” I said softly.

“What for?” He asked.

“Food, some clothing that fits.” I said in return.

“Alright then,” he said pulling out a medium-sized pouch.

Toeryn counted out five gold coin. My eyes widened at the amount, noting my expression he just smiled and placed them into a small brown pouch.

“Don’t lose it,” he told me firmly, handing the pouch to me. “Get what you need and don’t spend it all, Ana. Promise.”

“No,” I replied. “I can’t promise that I won’t spend it all. But I will see about a way for me to earn my own.”

I bolted out of the inn, excited to spend a day in the square. Everywhere the colors were bright and stood out against the thick gray walls. The sun was shining, the cobble shone with wetness from the melted snow. It was cold, but not bitterly so. I weaved my way down the roads looking at all the stands, looking for one in particular. It wasn’t there like it had been when we first arrived. Perhaps he moved on. I continued on through the square, looking at the items that each merchant had, purchasing a few trinkets, then located the tailors. The tailor had clothing sitting out on tables, carefully I looked through them.

Later that evening I returned to the inn with my coin purse containing only a few coppers. I had disposed of the ill-fitting clothes and wore my newer ones back to the inn. Not even stopping to say hello to the innkeeper and Meg, I bounded up the steps two at a time, eager to get into the bedroom and hide my goodies.

A year had passed since we had been there and living in the inn. Several murders of high positioned aristocrats were targeted The city officials couldn’t find who had done it and that’s when the Knights of Stonebridge showed up from Halde to investigate. There had been a series of murder that were all too much alike, and in a small city like this, they were hardly unnoticeable. I had been working with Meg and keeping the inn tidy, her father, paid me two silver and five coppers every other week. Toeryn had told me that he was working with Bertoline down at the docks, unloading ships and cargo. Each night he came home with a full coin purse.

The knights of Stonebridge, were a marvelous sight to see, they wore cloaks that hung to their thighs, a crisp clean white with gold trimming along the edges, in the center was large castle tower with a sword pointed down. The armor was gold colored breast plate with white leather and cloth underneath. The well made leather leggings and boots were white, with only the slightest traces of dirt on then from travel. Golden helms sat on their heads with white plumes, their riveted shields also contained the tower and sword emblem and a fine looking blade hung sheathed on their left hip. They were very intimidating to watch, their faces hardened as they milled about asking questions, or speaking to city officials. Toeryn seemed ill at ease with the presence of the Knights, yet each night he continued to go out and each morning would come home with a new coin pouch of money.

“Who do you thinkable be next?” I head one merchant say to another. I was leaning against a wall in one of the alleys listening to the merchants chat about what was going on. Some were fearing for their lives as it seemed to be going down from the richest.

“Dunno, but I heard that it might be Vens and his lot.” Another relied. Vens. That name sounded familiar to me, Toeryn had been talking about him recently and then it occurred to me that Toeryn might know something about the murders. I moved from my perch and ran back to the inn to seek him out. When I arrived I seen several of the knights struggling with Bertoline, he jerked and bucked trying to get free. There was another knight sitting on horse back, his expression was stoic, not a single speck of anger or rage as his men carted Bertoline off.

“Tell them nothing!” He screamed at my brother. Toeryn stood there with a somber look on his face, his eyes saddened even more when they fell upon me.

“Take him into custody as well,” The man on the horse instructed. “And gently if you please.”

“Lyssa run!” Toeryn screamed at me. It took a moment for it to register who he was talking about. “Run!”

I stared at Toeryn in disbelief, then looked to the knight on horse back as if weighing my options. His eyes seemed gentle, friendly even. I didn’t know what to do, and going with instinct I turned, running down an alley way. The knight seemed to know what my decision was, I could hear him sigh and set his horse off after me. Behind me Toeryn screamed in anger as he was hauled off. I knew I was in trouble when the hooves grew louder and louder. Within seconds I was lifted by a strong arm and set into the saddle. I trembled with fear as the knight held me between his arms, clinging to the saddle horn as tightly as possible while he slowed the beast to slow canter.

“You’re Lyssa?” He asked me softly. I shook my head, keeping my eyes closed. Fear had gripped the core of my being. “I am Sywyn Wennemein, a knight to the city of Stonebridge. I will not harm you, you have my word.”

“I-I didn’t do anything,” I stammered “I don’t k-know what is going on.”

“That is what we are going to find out little one,” Sywyn said calmly. “You have nothing to fear.”

We continued at a gentle pace to the garrison where Sywyn was stationed. He slid gingerly off his horse and tied the reins to the hitching post. I assumed he knew I wouldn’t run as he didn’t even face as he did so. I looked down to the ground and waited. I was too terrified to jump down. After a moment he offered me assistance in getting down off the horse. Carefully, he led me into the building and a small room with tables and chairs.

“Wait here, I’ll get you some water,” Sywyn told me, before he left the room.

Below me I could hear the sounds of two men screaming. I could only assume one of them was my brother. When Sywyn returned he had brought with him a pitcher of water and a small stoneware cup.

“What’s going on?” I asked him shakily. Watching him pour the water into the cup.

“I’m going to ask you some questions and if you tell me the truth, you will be released,” he replied. His voice was firm but calming all at the same time. I was thankful I got the nice knight. “Mind you, little one, I will know if you are lying to me.”

“Alright,” I gulped. Sywyn passed me the glass of water and I drank deeply from it.

“Lyssa, where does your brother go at night?” Sywyn asked me calmly.

“Don’t know,” I replied. “Toeryn doesn’t tell me anything. Just that he’s going to work. Though he did tell me once that he worked at the docks unloading cargo. Another time he said he was working for a butcher.”

Sywyn inclined his head once, pursing his lips together for a moment. “And how does he know Bertoline?”

“Again, I don’t know. We met Bertoline when we first arrive in Tel’thurian,” I said. I felt compelled to tell him the truth, he seemed to believe me for what it was worth at face value. Toeryn asked Bertoline if he knew anyone who had some work to be done.”

I drank some more water, my head was spinning with the events that had been taking place. Suddenly, I was exhausted and sighed deeply as I studied the knight in front of me. His black hair was pulled back into a neat pony tail at the nape of his neck. Sywyn’s eyes were a hazel green color that was unfamiliar to me, they gave off the feeling of having seen too much in his life time But not once did they lose that friendly disposition.

Once I had answered all of Sywyn’s questions, he took me back to the main hall. There were other men there, each one eyed me suspiciously. I walked with my head down almost afraid to meet eyes with any of them. Guilty by association was enough for most of the guards.

“What is going on with her brother?” Sywyn asked firmly.

“He is still being questioned, Sir.” One of the guards said.

“Very well,” Sywyn said with a nod. “See to it that Miss Lyssa here has a place to rest until he is free or otherwise. If any of you lay a harmful finger her in any way, I will take it as a personal offense. Do my make myself clear?”

“Yes sir!” The guards said in unison.

Sywyn looked at me with a warm smile. “My men will take good care of you. if you need anything, ask for them to locate me.” I nodded but said nothing.

Emotional exhaustion had set in as I was lead into the bunk room. The guard who took me there, motioned to a bed. There I collapsed, forgetting what was going on and falling asleep almost the second my head hit the pillow. Some time later I heard voices in the doorway.

“How long has she been asleep?” A male voice said, I recognized it as Sywyn’s voice.

“About six hours, Sir,” another said. “Poor thing’s exhausted.”

“I don’t doubt it,” Sywyn agreed. “Given what she’s been through, she’s handling it quite well for someone so young.”

The voices faded as I fell into a deep slumber again. I didn’t stir again until morning, feeling eyes upon me. While my eyes focused, I inhaled deeply. The smell of toast and hot tea filled my nose and forced my stomach to growl loudly.

“Good morning Lyssa,” the voice said. It was Sywyn again. “I thought I would have breakfast with you, while we wait for your brother to finish with the inquisitor.”

I rubbed my eyes and stared at Sywyn. He set the tray down on the bed as I sat up. At first I thought it was a dream, but then remembered all that happened the night before.

“What’s going on with Toeryn?” I asked groggily.

“He has told us what Bertoline had done,” Sywyn explained, pouring two cups of tea. “He claimed that Bertoline had threatened your life if he didn’t help.”

I began to slowly eat the thick slice of toast. It was coated with butter and strawberry jam. I was half way through the my second piece when the door flew open. My brother, Toeryn stood there, his eyes wild with rage. He stormed forward and pulled me from the bed, not even giving me time to say goodbye to Sywyn.

“What did you tell him?!” Toeryn screamed at me, as he dragged me down the road.

“Nothing!” I exclaimed, wincing as he gripped my arm tighter.

“Ana, I swear to God if you told them anything that will get us killed, I will personally beat you into the afterlife.” He growled at me.

“I don’t think the One would like you swearing against him,” I retorted smartly.

His hand was so fast I didn’t even have time to dodge it. It connected with my jaw, whipping my head to the side. I cried out in pain, the blood rushing to the area, setting every nerve ending on fire. It only took a moment for his hand print to appear on my face. Tears welled up in my eyes, but I didn’t let them spill. It was the first time that I openly showed resentment towards my brother. I glared hatefully at him as I spit blood from my mouth.

“Smart me again Ana,” Toeryn scolded. “And it will be worse.”

I kept my mouth shut, not wanting to press any more buttons. Both of our nerves had been set on edge from the previous night. We walked the rest of the way to the inn in silence.

“Pack your things,” Toeryn told me as we entered the inn. “We’re leaving.”

“Where are we going?” I asked quickly.

“Away from here, away from those guards,” he told me as he began to throw things messily into a knapsack. I carefully began to put my possession into a bag.

“Only take what you need, Ana,” he said. “I’ll buy you more when we get to Stonebridge.”

As I continued to pack my stuff, he came over to help me, stuffing things into the bag. The necklace that Bertoline gave me, hung from my neck. With a quick motion, Toeryn snapped the chain and threw it across the room.

“Have you lost your mind?!” I screamed at him. “I like that necklace.”

“Ana, Bertoline gave that to you right?” He asked.

“Yes, he did.” I replied. “So what?”

“He got it off a rich dead girl,” he told her. “He is going to hang for what he did, made me do.”

I stared at him, confusion gripping my face.

“He killed those people, robbed them,” he replied. I couldn’t tell if he was lying to me or not. “he told me he would hurt you, Ana. If I didn’t help him commit these crimes, there’s no saying what would have happened. I didn’t want to do it, but to protect you, I did. I would steal what I could from them, and he.”

Toeryn broke, tears fell from his eyes. I studied him for a moment, as I continued to pack my belongings. He leaned forward on his hands and sobbed into them, before he sat back up again. Taking deep breaths he furiously began to finish packing.

“Hurry up,” he demanded. “I’m gonna find us horses.”

When he returned, we loaded the horses, settled our tab with the inn and left. Night had settled when we left. The horses moved at a steady pace along the road. I pulled my traveling cloak around my shoulders as we rode on. The cold air had a faint woody smell to it from the fires that burn in the houses of Tel’thurian. It made me long to go back, and into the warm bed I was leaving behind. I had grown familiar with the inn we lived in and wondered if we would do the same when we got to Stonebridge.

“How long will it take us to get to Stonebridge?” I asked Toeryn when we slowed to a lazy canter.

“About a month.,” he replied without even looking in my direction. I thought it was maybe because he didn’t want me to see the fear in his eyes of not knowing what we were going to do. Or the fear that the guards could very well come after us. In truth, the fear would be mirrored in my eyes as well. Not knowing what either of us would do. It was a thought that would haunt me for the entirety of our journey.

I looked back and saw a knight sitting on a horse, his expression, though distorted by the moonlight was sad. He raised his hand somberly and waved. I bowed my head knowing that it wouldn’t be the last time I experienced trouble, just as the knight knew that it wouldn’t be the last time he seen me. It was just a matter of time until we met again.


Some Days You Just Can’t Win


Where is the line between real life feelings and in game feelings?

It’s a very fine line and people tend to cross it more often then not. A miscommunication can lead to a weeks worth of bickering and arguing for a loss cause. I love my friends so much that I can’t stand it when they fight between themselves. One such case, I ended up getting dragged in the middle of a lovers quarrel. It wasn’t a fun place to be. I tried to make them both see they were beings stubborn, and they knew they were, but that neither one wanted to budge to make things work.

Apologies were said, but sometimes technology can be stupid and not work. Or there’s another miscommunication that makes it impossible for two people to move forward and get over the argument. So then that leaves me fighting with two friends and my weapons are duct tape and super glue. Finally when things seeming to be going well, I get shit on again. Amazing how more times than not I’m windshield in case such as these.

People seem to think that I wouldn’t mind them going on back on their word. When really I do mind. I mind a whole hell of a lot. It annoys me to no end to finally think that I got something done right and it falls through the cracks like sand. They don’t seem to understand why though. Simple reason, I’m too trusting. Sure I’m leaving a lot of stuff out to prevent my own friends from getting hurt and their dirty laundry aired out for all to see, but that is because I care too much to see them hurt.

Another thing that grates on my nerves is people fail to remember where the game ends and reality begins again. I’m not throwing glass stones, I’m just as guilty. I’ve seen stuff that happens in game bleed into heated arguments out of game. It’s sad to watch these makeshift friendships fall to pieces.  Then you have the classic my characters don’t like that one single character.  I completely understand that. Sorta. But what I fail to understand is why there is a lack of communication between the two players. A simple “Hey could we talk for a few minutes out of character. I’d like for you to lay off my character,” or even a simple “Look I know this is the way you play your toon, but could you maybe stop making him make my characters look like asses?”

This was something I experienced again last night, and it lead to an argument between a friend and I that lasted forty minutes on the damn phone. I saw his point, and because the other player was also my friend I tried to defend them instead of just agreeing. Which only triggered more issues between the friend on the phone and the friend in the game.

I tried to make phone friend understand that the friend player doesn’t intentionally try to make phone friend’s toons look stupid. When I told him that his characters weren’t stupid he threw in my face they weren’t useless. If I could have reach through, I’d've smacked him. No ones character is useless but no one wants to pushed aside.

When phone friend told me he was hurt because of my reaction towards another friend logging on said unlike toon. I felt really bad. Here I was trying to keep the peace and get rid of the tension that was there. I got excited knowing that someone would log on with a character who frequently makes an ass of themselves and phone friend didn’t like that. For that I was sorry, but I wasn’t sorry that the other friend’s character showing up.

I can’t stand that peoples feelings get hurt in real life because of stupid shit that happens in game. It really makes me want to just turn away from my computer and not come back for a good long while.

I love all of you guys a whole lot, but there comes a point when I can’t make everyone happy, even though I try my hardest to do so. I’m not a God and I don’t have a magic wand.

Keep it real and rockin

<3


Black Mask & Pale Rider: Part Twenty-Three


The final show down as Shani Wennemein faces Dorval in the streets of Oxford.

Black Mask & Pale Rider: Part Twenty-Three


Yar! Avast ye hearties!


Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be!
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

You are a pirate! (Yay!)

We got us a map (a map!) to lead us to a hidden box,
Thats all locked up with locks (with locks!) and buried deep away.
We’ll dig up the box (the box!), we know it’s full of precious booty
Burst open the locks, and then we’ll say ‘HOORAY!’

Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee,
If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!

lyrics from Lazy Town – You Are A Pirate

Talk Like a Pirate DayAvast ye hearties an’ welcome ta September 19th. An’ as ye guessed it, t’day’s the day when the world stops an’ take note o’ pirates ’round the globe. Ta be certain it be talk like a pirate day. So raise yer main sails, grab a cutlas an’ head fer the high seas. There’s plunderin’, booty an’ riches ta be found. An’ after, wenchin’ an’ singin’!

Talk Like a Pirate day b’gan years ago by Cap’n Slappy an’ Ol’ Chumbucket. Ye can set sail ta their web site fer more details, but be warned, there be no plunderin’ ‘r booty ta steal (but they do have some nice things with which to buy).

So get yer eye patch, put on ye best buccaneer face, an’ repeat after me…

YARRRR!

Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest–
…Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest–
…Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

From Robert Lewis Stevenson’s Treasure Island

Cap’n Zodi’s pirate attack!

Ahoy mateys!

Let’s give you a bit o’ history on t’ word pirate. It wasn’t always t’ this cool thin’ we know and love today. Pirates were mean people, they weren’t flamladant like Cap’n Jack Sparrow. They’re only goal was t’ get rich and take others down with them.

Even today we have some modern day pirates. Only instead o’ bein’ equipped with a saber, they’ve got guns with more than one shot, makin’ them much more dangerous.

Piracy accordin’ t’ wiki says it’s a “war like act committed by private parties (not affiliated with any government) especially robbery and criminal violence. Scary stuff when you think about it. And truth be told, I’d be more scared o’ these blokes then I would some college kid downloadin’ your music. However, let it be known I that I do not support piracy. At least not in a literal sense.

Now thar were some pretty scary fellows who raged up and down t’ seas, sometimes, they were with governments and kin’/queendoms. But who’s discussin’ politics eh? some o’ these pirates you might o’ heard about. Men like Blackbeard, Calico Jack and even Barbarossa. Aye that’s starboard I said Barbarossa. He isn’t just a fictional character in t’ Pirates o’ Caribbean movies.

England had a lot o’ pirates. People like Sir Francis Drake and Sir Walter Raliegh. I remember readin’ about them in me history books and enjoyin’ t’ mayhem they caused. beauties weren’t exempt from piracy either, thar were some pretty sassy wenches who took t’ a life o’ crime on t’ sea. None more famous than Grace O’malley and Anne Bonny. These wenches did their fair share o’ trouble with a ship under their feet.

Don’t go thinkin’ you can get away with such a life. No, today thar be hefty prices that go along with piracy. Doesn’t matter what kind o’ piracy it is. T’ lawmakers o’ t’ world be crackin’ down on piracy in all forms. Whether it’s open seas or open internet. Stealin’ be stealin’ no matter how it’s done.

Here are some interesting fun pirate links.

International Talk Like a Pirate Day

More talk like a Pirate

You are a pirate

Keep it real and rockin’

Cap’n Zodi



The Epic Adventure to Save My Dad


Let it begin!

It all started last night, it was a cool and breezy night. I had just got off work and was relaxing in front of my favorite toy, the computer. I was doing my usual thing, checking emails, the lols, and getting ready to play City of Heroes with Tim and Mort. When all of a sudden boyfriend told me that Dad’s truck broke down.

Well crud.

Now my dad was stranded somewhere in Pennsylvania with no money and no way home. Not even two seconds later my telephone rang. Dad’s ears must’ve been ringing because it was him on the other end. I answered “Hello, where are you?” He replied with “Hello, State College.”

Okay so he was some place I was familiar with, but not that familiar. He promised me he was safe and tucked in for the night. He must’ve been lonely because he kept me on the phone for a good twenty minutes letting me know what happened and where exactly he was. Finally he was tired enough to pass out and we said good night.

This morning, I get up at 5:15am to let LGIB in the door so her mom can get to work. Back to sleep I go once I get her settled in. Then at 6:30 my alarm clock goes off telling me it’s time to get up and moving so I can get Rhys on his bus and LGIB on hers. So I slap the snooze button.

Twenty minutes later the phone rings, blinded by the light of the phone I answer groggily “Hello?” It’s dad on the line “Gooooood morning.” I can only grunt at this point, mentally thinking to myself, the sun isn’t up yet and you are telling me good morning.

“Is your computer fired up?”
“No, I’m not even awake yet?”
“Okay, I need you to…”
“Wait dad, lemme get out of bed first and get the computer started up before you list me off things to do. I’ll call you in a few minutes.”
“Alright, bye”

So I rolled out of bed, begrudgingly I might add and started my day. I got Boyfriend up and made his coffee, pulled Rhys from his sleep and got him in the bathroom and started up my computer. While the coffee was doing its thing and my computer doing its. I got my son ready for school. Socks, pants, shirt and shoes. By this time it’s 7:10am, so we go outside and wait for his bus. I send the kidlet off to school and go back upstairs to call dad. Still groggy and missing the warmth of my bed, I open up my firefox.

“I need you to go to Chase and tell me how much is in there.”
“‘kay.” *yawn*

Last night I had told him there was nothing new to the account and he told me his check should be in this morning. Me not remembering this at that time was expecting to see x amount of dollars again and hear “Aww what the piss” from dad.

I logged into his account and seen there was more than last night. I told him this and this is where the epic adventure to save my dad begins truly.

“I need you to go to bank and then to walmart and wire me some money.”
“Can’t.”
“Why not?”
“Zach has the car and is at work. He won’t be home until 4ish.”
“Dammit there goes that plan.”
“Is there a Wal-mart near by?”
“I don’t know.”
“Alright lemme check.”

So I go to walmart.com and use the store locater and find there is one just down the road a piece from where he was sitting at. I tell him it’s 3 miles away and if he could get a ride I’ll figure out a way to get to walmart.

“What about what’s her name?”
“Donnella?”
“Yeah.”
“Uh lemme call her and see if she has the van.”

Once again we hang up and I call Donnella, turns out her boyfriend has the van and won’t be home until lunch time. Crap on a stick. So then it clicks, oh yeah there’s a bus and it goes to walmart! So I let her know I’ll take the bus and talk to her later.

I call dad back and tell him it was a no go with Donnella and explain my clever plan to ride the bus to wal-mart. Which I could easily have walked, but they’re lacking sidewalks in this city, at least down this end of town. I get dad to activate the debit cards so I can use it to send him some cash. Yes that’s right, the debit cards are here. He was already on the road when they came in. So he got them activated, and called me back. He informed me that they are bussing him home via greyhound and I’ll just have to pick him up in Indy.

Great. I hate Indy.

Anyways, we get the cards sorted and I get dressed, pull my hair back and out the door I go. I stand at the bus stop and wait and wait, and wait some more. I’ve ridden buses before. Everything I needed to get to was within a bus route as I was growing up in Philly. Two other passengers show up, I’ll call them the mumblers, because any time they spoke it was mumbles. And man did the mumblers stink. The wind was blowing west to east and I was standing downwind of body odor. Gag. Finally the bus shows up and I get on. The bus driver didn’t recognize me and asked me if I needed a transfer. I told him no and took a seat at the front of the bus since I wasn’t going to on long.

I asked the driver if there was another stop on the front side of Wal-mart he said yes and let me off there. I kid you not when I say I paid a buck to ride 4 minutes down the road to Wal-mart.

I went to the money center and filled out all the boxes so I could send my dad his money. After waiting for the woman to not be distracted enough, and send the right amount, we were good. Then I had to hunt up a pay phone because I don’t own a cell phone that actually has minutes on it and call him with the information. Finally we get that squared away and I go back into wal-mart to break a ten so I could take the bus back. I kid you not when I say I’m too lazy to walk the whole mile back to my house.

Standing at the bus stop, there was a gentleman who was kind enough to tell me the time and that the bus should be here soon. We joked about how I would save a buck just by walking home. We chit-chatted about our families and how hard the economy was being. Then we fell silent, awkwardly and I put my nose in a magazine I bought. The bus shows up about ten minutes late. I grew up in the city and never take actual times for what they are and consider them approximate times. I sit on the front again and take my four minute ride home.

The bus driver was nice enough to tell me not to walk in front of the bus and wait for it to pass, that there had been numerous people hit by cars that went around. So I stepped off and waited for it to move, thanking the bus driver for the lift as I was taught to do. You’d be surprised how much better their day is when people say thanks for the ride.

Once the bus passed, there were several cars waiting to go. The woman in the car just behind the bus saw me get off and waved me across the street. It’s people like that make me happy I live in Bloomington. Surprisingly enough, this town still impresses me with the amount of polite people it has.

Finally I walked in the door to await a phone call from my dad telling me he got the money.

I just received said phone call, he’s got his money, and he’s on his way to the bus depot to come home. I pick him up at 3 am in Indianapolis.

Keep it real and rockin’

<3


Word of the day: Vi-Co


Vi-Co, happiness in a cartonAsk anyone from Saskatchewan (anyone over the age of 30) what chocolate milk is and they might respond with one word.

Vi-Co.

Vi-Co was actually an American chocolate milk product that in the late 50′s Co-op Dairies in Saskatchewan bought the rights to.  It appeared in a small, brown can and later became familiar in the wax-cardboard container.  There in bold letters was the word on the side of the carton.  Vi-Co.  It was an easy word to say.  Instead of saying “I’m getting a chocolate milk” people would say “I’m getting a Vi-co” or, as it became known, just simply vico.

When you went into a store and asked for some, the cashier new exactly what you were asking for.  The word was so utterly Saskatchewan by the time the 1970′s rolled around that it wasn’t even funny.  It was as common as bunny hug, or ski-doo, or toque.  Everyone knew what you meant.

When I grew older and began my first stint in broadcasting, I moved to Manitoba.  I was over joyed when I went into a store and saw the familiar Vi-Co staring back at me through the dairy isle cases.

Ever since Dairy Producers was bought out by Dairy World, the brand name has been phased out, which is quite sad.  I often wonder if during this day and age of retro, if Dairy World started selling Vi-Co again, would there be a resurgence of chocolate milk sales?  Maybe, because for many people in Saskatchewan, Vi-Co means a lot.  It’s like a familiar spot, or an old friend.  It brings back so many memories.

Until next time…

…keep ‘em flyin’!

Zodi Hijack

Chocolate milk. How hard is it to say that? I don’t think I’ve ever come across anyone in my life who has called it Vi-co, then again I’m American. I’ve never heard anyone call it Ovaltine, or Nesquick. I have heard it called a variety of other things. Brown moo-moo, choco-moos and my personal favorite. Bunny milk. I also have a three year old, he adores chocolate milk. So these titles are actually common around my house.

In my years of growing up, chocolate milk was only something we got a resturant when the family went out to supper. There was many times, that we got milk with chocolate flavoring. For some reason parents seem to think that we’d get hyped up on the sugar. Often this wasn’t case and if it was, we’d often get so sugar high’d that we crash out way before bed time.

Now that my kid is growing up and we do the family dinner things, I allow him little luxuries I never had. For example, blowing bubbles in his chocolate milk when we go out to dinner. My theory on this is, let him do it now, and he won’t do it later in life. It’s like giving a kid candy, eventually they’ll just grow out of it. My father doesn’t the like fact that I let Rhys blow bubbles in his milk, but since it’s the only drink he’s allowed to do it in, I see no problem.

Chocolate milk bubble blowing is healthy. All kids do it, most aren’t allowed to do it. Mine is, so long as the cup has a lid.

Keep it real and rockin’

<3


Word of the day: Bunny Hug


There’s a very large movement happening.  And it’s whipping a word from the face of the planet.  Okay, maybe not the planet, but at least Saskatchewan.  It’s been a part of Saskatchewan lingo for decades.  People from Alberta and Manitoba can identify someone from Saskatchewan easily when this word is used, and they think we’re weird.  I’ve mentioned this word to a few people in the States, who have either given me the odd look, or said “Are you weird?” without hesitation.

Saskatchewan Roughrider BUNNY HUGThe word is bunny hug.

The roots of the word are lost in time.  Most everyone has forgotten when or where it originated.  Some say it’s most common usage began in the small city of Melfort and spread from there.  Others say it started around Swift Current.  But as time went on, the word became synonymous with an article of clothing.  To the rest of the world that particular article was known as a hoodie or a hooded sweatshirt.

To most everyone in Saskatchewan we called them bunny hugs.

Why?  Even that explanation is lost to time.  It’s one of those things that always was.  It was always called a bunny hug.  I grew up ordering high school bunny hugs.  Even on the order form that we took home to check off what apparel we wanted, there in bold letters was bunny hug, sitting right along side leather jacket, bomber jacket, sweat shirt and cap.  Others say there was a popular brand of hooded sweatshirts that were called Bunny Hug.  So the name stuck.  It was kind of like Vico.  Everyone in Saskatchewan at one time knew Vico meant chocolate milk.

It is with some dismay that I’ll flip through the Star Phoenix and see that ads for clothing shops are giving in to the rest of the world.  Gone is the familiar word that describes the warm, fleece article of clothing.  In comparison, the word hoodie is cold and sterile.  Bunny hug promotes a warm feeling, a feeling that when you put on the clothing, you’re stepping into a warm hug.  It’s comforting.  It’s familiar.  It’s love in an everyday item.

The Bunny HugThere are those that I’ve met that are not familiar with the Saskatchewan term that have begun using it in everyday language.  They find the term quaint, and that’s what it’s really all about.  In Saskatchewan, we should take pride in the word.

The Bunny Hug has another usage.  Those familiar with early 20th century dance moves would know the term to refer to the dance that began in San Francisco.  Popular at the time, it was one of many dance steps that had an interesting term attached to it.

Here, it means a hoodie.  And it’s time to bring that term back into full swing, because we can’t lose that part of our history.  Each region has some term to describe something.  If we lose it, we lose a part of ourselves.  We become sterile, bland.  Not unique.  One University of Saskatchewan English student even went so far to dedicate a thesis to the term, in digging up the origins of the term bunny hug.

For me, bunny hug will be there until the day I die.  Right along with stubble jumper, double double, and back 40.

Until next time…

…keep ‘em flyin’!

Zodi hijack

Through out the day today I have been messaging Tim through G-chat and MSN.

Little does he know I’m hijacking the post right now.

Because it’s a damn HOODIE.

Keep it real and rockin’

<3


Sask Books: Something to Hang Onto


STHOT“Something to Hang On To”

By Beverly Brenna

Published by Thistledown Press

Review by Judith Silverthorne

Price $12.95 ISBN 978-1-897235-57-7

Beverley Brenna’s new collection of short stories for teens is poignant and powerful. Each one is told in a clear, positive and simple way, so that “Something to Hang On To” will appeal to many readers. Her characters are both quirky and honest as they go through tough times. They all seem to overcome their obstacles by capturing lasting resolutions from within.

Sometimes the stories are based on real life incidents and sometimes they are slightly autobiographical. Often they provide insights into a variety of serious life issues, such as loss, family violence, autism, Down’s Syndrome, or marginalization. She explores these adversities from a variety of angles. There are also some that are more-light hearted stories like the one about getting a toe caught in a vacuum cleaner, or another about parachuting from a plane for the first time.

Filled with pathos and zany humour, there is also warmth and immediacy as the reader is drawn into the lives of the characters. Whether about a boogie-boarding Australian, a young gifted Cree girl, a young boy with autism, or someone longing for acceptance, all have important messages about courage and finding your way. Sometimes distressing and sometimes tender, all touch the reader, underlining the belief that when things get tough, ‘we all need something to hang on to.’

The characters in this book provide encouraging examples for all teens to look within for resolve and to reach out to others in need. They are also a great read for anyone!

This book is available at your local bookstore or online at www.skbooks.com.


Black Mask & Pale Rider: Part Twenty-Two


With a second deputy killed, Shani gets tired of waiting and calls Dorval out.

Black Mask & Pale Rider: Part Twenty-Two


Gone Batty


Some may go EWWWWWWWW! Others may go AWWWW!Bats are mammals in the order Chiroptera (pronounced /kaɪˈrɒptərə/). The forelimbs of bats are webbed and developed as wings, making them the only mammals naturally capable of true and sustained flight. By contrast, other mammals said to fly, such as flying squirrels, gliding possums and colugos, glide rather than fly, and only for short distances. Bats do not flap their entire forelimbs, like birds, but instead flap their spread out digits[2], which are very long and covered with a thin membrane or patagium. Chiroptera comes from two Greek words, cheir (χειρ) “hand” and pteron (πτερον) “wing.” There are about 1,100 bat species worldwide, which represent about 20 percent of all classified mammal species.[3] About 70 percent of bats are insectivores. Most of the rest are frugivores, and a few species feed from other types of animals than insects. Bats are present throughout most of the world and perform vital ecological roles pollinating flowers and dispersing the seeds of fruit. Many tropical plants depend entirely on bats for the distribution of their seeds. Bats range in size from Kitti’s Hog-nosed Bat measuring 29–33 mm (1.14–1.30 in) in length and 2 g (0.07 oz) in mass,[4] to the Giant golden-crowned flying fox which has a wing span of 1.5 m (4 ft 11 in) and weighs approximately 1.2 kg (3 lb).

This all according to the wikipedia entry on bats.  Why bats?  We’re not that close to Halloween to be talking about such spooky things.  No, but this time of year, and all summer to be exact, are when bats are most… fruitful.  It’s hard believe that bats would make an appearance in Saskatchewan, but they are here.  During the late spring, summer and early fall months, bats find their largest amount of food.  Insects.  Saskatchewan is mosquito country, and with the rather humid and wet conditions over the past few years, it’s a veritable breeding ground for them, which means a veritable buffet for bats.

Same thing with flies and other airborne insects.  Though, I’m sure if a bat really wanted to eat a grasshopper, they’d have an ample supply of those as well.

The main reason why this topic comes to the forefront is because of our little visitor that shows up every year (okay, I’m pretty sure over five years it’s a different bat each time).  The construction of our print shop is a perfect place for such nocturnal creatures to rest during the day.  The entry way is shadowed and the concrete structure keeps warm.  However, they tend to scare off customers (sometimes I find that okay, but that’s my bread and butter, so the bat has to go away from the front door).

So for the next few weeks, we have our little bat mascot that hangs out in the far corner, away from the door (I think the little fella got the hint when we rudely woke him up with a broom, and he flew to the other side).  This morning, the little guy was there again.  Again, hard to believe that bats are native to Saskatchewan, but here’s some information from the Encyclopedia Saskatchewan.

Bats are the only Mammals capable of true flight; others, such as “flying” squirrels, only glide. Their wings have little or no fur while the rest of their bodies are well furred. The eight species found in Saskatchewan are members of the family Vespertilionidae or smooth-faced bats. They have large ears and small eyes and they eat nothing but insects, mostly flying ones. Bats are small; those in Saskatchewan range in mass from 6 to 30 g.

So, every year around this time, we have to deal with the little furry guy.

Until next time…

…keep ‘em flyin’!


Another Reason Coffee Is Awesome


This morning as I was flitting around the internet, checking facebook, talking on twitter, when I came across a link that intrigued me. Now we all know how I am when it comes to links on the sides of pages. I’m a complete and total sucker for the interesting ones.

This one link caught my eye and made me think of how many people I know who would probably go along with something like this.

The link is called A Cup of Joe for a Joe. On facebook it jumped out at me by telling me I could support my troops with more then just a yellow ribbon on my car or on my door. To me that was nothing more than a gimmick. I’d rather donate my two bucks right to nearest nation guard or army recruiting center and save the paint on my car. But this one link really made me think. What better way to get to know a solider than to share a cup of coffee.

Green Beans Coffee did just that. Allowing you to drop anywhere from 2 to 60 dollars to give cups of hot coffee to soldiers over seas. Now I’ve never been a huge coffee drinker, but I would love to sit down and share a cup with one of the boys fighting for my freedom and protecting my home so that I don’t have to be scared. This would also give me an opportunity to learn what it’s like, how hard it is for them.

A Cup of Joe for A Joe brings people together over one common thing. Coffee. Two bucks is all they want for it. I’m pretty sure I can shell that out and I may very well drop a whole sixty down and give thirty soldiers a cup of coffee. You also get to include a message along with the cup of coffee.  There is a great chance that you will get a response from a soldier, and that opens up lines of communications a great deal.

Now few weeks ago, my dad showed me a video of how to say thank you to a soldier, I can’t bring myself to do this. Simply because, how many of them know that it means thank you? I feel it would just be easier to walk up to them and tell them thanks for fighting. This gesture told me to place my hand on my heart and pull it away like a deaf person would sign Thank you from their mouth. Not to mention, half the time I can’t tell what they’re apart of.

Sure I know this shouldn’t matter, that a soldier is a soldier, but for me it’s a little more than then. I care for each and everyone of the men and women who are overseas, or even here in the states helping to defend the constitution. The one piece of paper that says I’m free. Though, the care is a little bit more for those who are actually in combat, for those who lose their lives to fight for me and mine. It doesn’t matter if you are Army, Navy, Marines or National Guard. You are doing what some of us can’t.

So if two bucks is all it’s going to cost me, then I think that’s two bucks well spent. Please do the same. Tell a soldier how much their worth to you by buying them a cup of joe, and writing them a few words. Who knows, you may even get a close friend out of the deal.

Soldiers are heroes without the spandex.

Keep it real and rockin’

<3

Tim’s Hijack.

I was reading the paper the other day, that by the year 2011 Canada’s mission to Afghanistan will be completed.  No extensions have been given at all, and that’s partially for two reasons.  The current House of Commons is too busy pointing fingers at each other, too busy trying to force a non confidence vote that would send this country to the polls (again for the fourth time in five years).  And also because Canadians really don’t have a clue what our soldiers are doing in Khandahar.

Canadian soldiers have stated they feel that they are making a difference.  But due to lack of personell, they’ve been strapped.  Yes, soldiers have died, but not due to gunfire through combat.  Through the cowardice of the insurgents.  American troops are being deployed to Afghanistan to help pick up the slack, which will allow Canada’s focus to become smaller.  There is a force of American soldiers coming in, that will actually be under Canadian command.  General Stanley McCrystal, United States military, has been impressed with the role of Canadian troops in Afghanistan.  As well, a model that has been developed by the Canadians for assisting civilians is being copied by American and British troops.

It’s interesting to note that the Canadian contingent will be in command of an American unit.  This is the level of work effort the other nations have seen in Canada.  Right next door, American and British troops are working together, but each group is still under their own command.

Canada’s role in Afghanistan is a simple one.  Protection of the civilian populace.

In this country we enjoy the freedoms that we often times take for granted.  In many countries of the world, they don’t even know what that’s like.  As a nation, it’s our responsibility to help those countries attain that level.  Is it our war?  No, but it is our right to help out to those in need, not unlike helping out your neighbour right here at home.

And as for coffee…

Until next time…

…keep ‘em flyin’!


Lyssa’s Tale Chapter Two Part Two


“Bertoline,” The lanky man replied excitedly. “Bert, c’mon mate you have got to remember.”

Toeryn smiled and laughed, hugging him as best he could with me on his back. “It’d be hard to forget, old friend!”

Bertoline looked between Toeryn and me, his expression curious. He then looked around for something or someone. “Where’s the Missus?” He asked softly, not wanting to offend.

“There isn’t one, Bert,” Toeryn started to explain. “Lyssa is my kid sister. Our parents died a while back and I finally decided it was time to move her away from the family lands.”

“Toeryn!” I exclaimed, appalled that he openly lied about Mother being dead. “That’s not–”

“Lyssa,” Toeryn said firmly. “I know you don’t want to believe the truth, but you must accept it.”

I fell silent, stewing on how the anger I held. Tears well up in my eyes and once more I hide my face in Toeryn’s shoulder. Bertoline must have portrayed it as me accepting the so called reality, when really I was upset with Toeryn lying.

“Say, Bert,” Toeryn said. “Do you know where I might be able to find some work?”

“Hmm,” Bertoline said. I peeked up to look at him; he was thoughtfully stroking his chin. “I think I might know a few people. But you’ll have to come alone. Can you get rid of her?”

“Well I can’t get rid of her, but I can make sure she is in bed for the night.” Toeryn said. I seriously considered biting Toeryn at that point, but rolled my eyes and rested my head on my shoulders. “Lyssa is a big girl; she’s able to take care of herself, for just a few hours. Can’t you, Lyssa?”

“Yes, I can,” I said smartly. “I’ve been on my own before.”

Bertoline laughed softly, mussing my hair. “She’s got fire, in them eyes of her.”

I wasn’t sure what he meant by that, but Toeryn seemed to understand. “That she does. Listen would you like to join her and me for supper at The Empty Barrel?”

“That would be splendid, my good friend,” Bertoline said with a sly smile. “And as a show of good faith, I’ll buy a round of drinks. What would you like miss Lyssa?”

I glared at him and said nothing; there was something about him that made me feel ill. Perhaps it was just my imagination working overtime, but I knew he couldn’t be trusted. Everything about Bertoline screamed caution, and Toeryn seemed to be blind to this.

“I’ll tell you what, Toeryn,” Bertoline began, “You and miss Lyssa go ahead, I have to pick something up and I will meet you at the inn.”

“Alright then, see you in a few.” Toeryn agreed with an equally sly smile. Bertoline moved along the streets, blending into the crowd. Toeryn and I continued our way down the street and to the inn before he set me down.

“Lyssa,” he said taking my hand and leading me up the steps. “You must be on your best behavior, no smart comments, nothing that gives our story away.”

I woke the next morning to find Toeryn passed out in the bed next to mine. I hadn’t heard him come in. The room at all. Sliding from the bed, I shivered slightly as my feet touched the cold wooden floor. I made my bed and dressed quickly in the still too big clothes. Toeryn had left his clothes on the floor, I picked them up and folded them neatly. My eyes spotted a red stain on his shirt, shaking it out to examine it better. The rusty brown color told me immediately what it was.

“Toeryn?” I said shaking him awake. He didn’t respond immediately, so I shook him more violently, my voice filling with panic. “Toeryn!”

It took several attempts to wake him, but he finally did.

“What Ana?” He mumbled. “What’s wrong?”

“There’s blood on your shirt,” I cried “Are you hurt? What happened last night?”

“Nothing happened,” He lied, rolling over. “I’m not hurt, I had a job moving some meat is all.”

I eyed him suspiciously, I could tell he was lying to me. “Oh, okay.” I said unconvincingly.

We lived in the inn for several months, Toeryn always paying for the room weeks in advance. I badgered him about getting a place of our own, but all for nothing. Toeryn left every night and didn’t return until I was well off in my reverie. Every time I approached him about what he did he would tell me it was menial jobs that required hard labor and not something for a girl to do.

“It’s not fair Toeryn!” I shouted at him one evening. “I want to help too! I’m sick of being stuck in the inn all day long.”

“Then go out.” he told me flatly.

And I would just that. The next morning I dressed quickly, tucking my hair underneath a newsboy cap. Toeryn eyed me curiously for a moment.

“I’m going to need some money,” I said softly.

“What for?” He asked.

“Food, some clothing that fits.” I said in return.

“Alright then,” he said pulling out a medium-sized pouch.

Toeryn counted out five gold coin. My eyes widened at the amount, noting my expression he just smiled and placed them into a small brown pouch.

“Don’t lose it,” he told me firmly, handing the pouch to me. “Get what you need and don’t spend it all, Ana. Promise.”

“No,” I replied. “I can’t promise that I won’t spend it all. But I will see about a way for me to earn my own.”

I bolted out of the inn, excited to spend a day in the square. Everywhere the colors were bright and stood out against the thick gray walls. The sun was shining, the cobble shone with wetness from the melted snow. It was cold, but not bitterly so. I weaved my way down the roads looking at all the stands, looking for one in particular. It wasn’t there like it had been when we first arrived. Perhaps he moved on. I continued on through the square, looking at the items that each merchant had, purchasing a few trinkets, then located the tailors. The tailor had clothing sitting out on tables, carefully I looked through them.

Later that evening I returned to the inn with my coin purse containing only a few coppers. I had disposed of the ill-fitting clothes and wore my newer ones back to the inn. Not even stopping to say hello to the innkeeper and Meg, I bounded up the steps two at a time, eager to get into the bedroom and hide my goodies.

A year had passed since we had been there and living in the inn. Several murders of high positioned aristocrats were targeted The city officials couldn’t find who had done it and that’s when the Knights of Stonebridge showed up from Halde to investigate. There had been a series of murder that were all too much alike, and in a small city like this, they were hardly unnoticeable. I had been working with Meg and keeping the inn tidy, her father, paid me two silver and five coppers every other week. Toeryn had told me that he was working with Bertoline down at the docks, unloading ships and cargo. Each night he came home with a full coin purse

“You lied to him and told him our parents were dead!” I said in a loud whisper. “Why did you do that?”

“We have to pretend Mother is dead to protect her,” he told me. “Do you want Grandmother to hurt Mother?”

“No.” I said shaking my head. “But I don’t like lying about it.”

“It will be alright,” Toeryn said comfortingly. “Bert will take care of us, he’ll get me some work and we’ll have a place of our own in no time. I promise.”

I should have realized then that was the start of many broken promises that Toeryn made me. The inn was common at best, tables scattered throughout the common room, and a bar right in the center. Stew and bread as well as ale and other liquors filled the air. Toeryn picked out a table near the bar, as I climbed into the chair; I realized that none of the chairs matched. It added to simplicity of The Empty Barrel. Bertoline returned a quarter of an hour later. In his hands, he carried a small wrapped object, as Bert sat down he placed the small item in front of me.

“A truce, miss Lyssa,” he said to me as I eyed the object suspiciously. His voice, oily as he spoke. “I will do anything to get a little girl to smile.”

I opened the small package and giggled happily. It was a little iced cake in the shape of a fairy. What caught my attention the most was the jeweled charm that was sitting on the top of the cake. It was a tiny crystal in the shape of a blooming rosebud. The light of the candle reflected off the many facets, making it sparkle. Carefully I picked it up and examined it.

“Bert, you shouldn’t have done that,” Toeryn said. “You’ll have her spoiled in no time.”

“It was nothing, I swear,” Bertoline chuckled, as he produced another small package. “Miss Lyssa, in this one is a bracelet in which the charm can go on.”

“Thank you very much,” I said softly as I opened the box, removed the plain silver link bracelet and placed the charm on it. I looked up and made a huge effort to smile at him. I still didn’t trust him.

“Ah, you’re most welcome,” he said with an oily smile that churned my stomach. “Anything for a petite lass like yourself.”

That night after Toeryn left me in the care of the inn keeper’s daughter, Meg. She was a nice lady. Her eyes were slanted upwards slightly and were the clearest blue I had ever seen. Long blond hair fell pass her waist in a waterfall of curls. Meg’s skin was warm, rich, peaches and cream tone. She dressed in a simple brown dress and white waist apron.

“Well miss, what would you like to do tonight?” She asked me, after she finished brush my hair. I had just gotten out of the bath; the cotton night gown was warm against my skin. Meg had helped me with my hair, even getting a pair of scissors to straighten the jagged edges my hair was left in from when I had cut it myself. “There ya go miss, now you don’t look too much like a boy.”

“Can we play Wari?” I asked, looking in a small hand mirror at my hair. It was up to my chin and shortened more in the back. She had taken the front of my hair and cut a fringe. I shrugged a bit; there wasn’t much I could do about my hair, except wait for it to grow back.

Wari was a counting game I used to play with the staff in the kitchen back in Meadow Brook. The object was to take color stones, or baubles and move them, one by one, around a wooden board that had six small cups and two reservoirs. The person to fill their reservoir first won. It was an easy game that kept us occupied for hours on end.

While Meg was out of the room, I moved over to the window and looked out over the main square. Some where in the street there was arguing, a cat screeching, and a few dogs barking. Just below me were a woman and a man. She giggled as the man pressed her against the wall and kissed her bosom. Blushing I moved away from the window, pulling the shutters closed as I did.


New Plottings of the Epic Kind


I’ll ask for patience while Tim and I seem to be rather sketchy on posting. We  are both working lots and lots and don’t have much time for anything. We are planning several things. This will consist of new stories, edits for older ones, edits and writing for Black Mask and Pale Rider, several new Zodiviews on some movies and even some music and books, interviews with podcast authors, Zodi Files and much much more.

We love the fact we have so many readers, it excites us. Please keep checking back frequently for new content and forgive us if we seem lacking. Trust me in due time it will be well worth the wait. I personally am planning a post a day in October even if it’s just to say hi and tell everyone about my day.

*hugs*

Keep it real and rockin’

<3
luv the fangirl


Black Mask & Pale Rider: Part Twenty-One


Dorval cooks up a plan to take Shani and Pania out, as the elven gunslingers try to maintain law and order.

Black Mask & Pale Rider: Part Twenty-One


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