An excellent selection of cowboy proverbs, that I think at some point, I’ll have Shani Wennemein from Black Mask & Pale Rider say in future stories.
Never squat with your spurs on.
Careful as a naked man climbin’ a barbed wire fence.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Don’t interfere with something that ain’t bothering you none.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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